The Princess Diaries: If only...

Thursday, June 14, 2012

If only...

Me: Reese, I really wish you would poop in the toilet.
Reese: Wish, Mama? Get a wand and I'll poop in the toilet.

Potty training, six months and counting. Sigh.

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From the mouth of Ava

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"Reese is giving me an ear attack!"

"Hey Mom, watch, I'm an ice cube." (and strikes a still pose)

"Reese and I don't look alike because I'm bigger and we're wearing different jammies."

"Does outer space have a floor?"

"I want to have a baby when I'm fiveteen."

"I am definitely going to win the race because I am really fast."

"When I get up from my nap, will you be the star of my show, Mom?"

"Mom, can you watch my baby? Because she's a handful."

"When I grow up I want to be a bus driver."

"Do you want to see my latest masterpiece?"

"When Gramma doesn't feel good, I don't feel good."

"I have a nipple on my face." (trying to say pimple)

"They are saying the Oath to the Planet." (said in reference to kids saying the Pledge of Allegiance at preschool)